TOTALLY BORN

We're having ourselves a little tour at the moment dudes! We've already hit Coventry and London, and are currently in The White Room in Sunderland being fannies up the stairs, right?
Coventry was rad, although we played in quite literally the HOTTEST ROOM ever recorded. Our buddies Mirror! Mirror! played and were fantastic. We're dragging them up to Edinburgh and Glasgow in a couple of days.
London last night was completely wild. There was moshing, double-layered crowd surfing, a human pyramid, a human tunnel, and a lot of sweat. IT WENT OFF YO! So thanks for that, although we do hope that noone (apart from me) got hurt up and bangled - that'd be the worst badness. Look out for each other, bozos!

Anyway, I must go as I'm not very well and need to warm up - I've pretty much lost my voice. LOL! GOOD TIMES!

Leave it in a plastic bag at the side of the road,
Calum xx

Muxtap3

Another Mixtape. This one's a bit "late night" (melancholy, pretty. Sorry ravers!)

Number 3: dananananaykroyd.muxtape.com

A COOL GUY

Hi everyone!

Just dropping in to tell you what I'm up to RIGHT NOW.

I'm playing Tony Hawk's Pro Skater 2 on the Sega Dreamcast and listening to the greatest hits of Daryl Hall & John Oates. What a magical evening!

Cxx

LORD IIM SO BORED

Oh man, i'm so bored. Like, so, so bored I feel close to fainting like a girl. If I don't go on tour right now, right this second, my brains are going to jump out my ears and shut up. I have the house to myself and, still, I just sit alone in my room trying to work out the world's best and greatest riffs on my guitar and refreshing Facebark all day long. Only nine days until we become a full-time band, do a weeks tour, practice like mental for our album, shoot a music video, fly off to New York to record, come back, tour the UK with Johnny Foreigner, tour the UK with Foals, then tour the UK again by ourselves (hold me), so it's definitely good knowing that i don't need to stay bored for much longer. In saying that though, this last week will be one of the toughest, as, yesterday, I got a little frustrated with my very old TV and snapped the remote in half in a fit of Schwarzenegger-esque, Pepsi-Maxxx fuelled fury. Despite this being really, really awesome and impressive (I frightened myself!), I can no longer switch it over to the AV, which means no more Pro Evo Soccer. Why, life? Why? When did TVs stop coming with all the buttons you need on the actual TV box anyway? Piece of crap. You'd think they'd have made the remote out of diamonds or some unbreakable mineral, but no, it came apart in my fierce grasp like a bag of crisps. CRSISP!

The other day i made this video - http://www.vimeo.com/1345428
What is wrong with me?

Right now i'm listening to the legendary Quack Quack, watching Arrested Development and Summer Heights High (not all at once - WEESH!), which is helping. Thanks.

HAPPY DAY!

CONGRATULATIONS TO LAURA AND BARRY FOR GETTING PURE MARRIED AND STUFF! YAY!!

I swear i almost cried like a stupid girlhead. Such a beautiful day, we all love Laura immensely and were all so so proud to see her finally, after months and months and even more months of stressing and planning, tying the knot. We all love Barry too, CHUFFED! ROOT BEER! WAHHEEYY!!

More pics (taken by us - sorry for stealing that pic from Facebook lol) soon, when Duncan can stick them up :)

THE TROLL OF MYDDLETON

We're in London rocking out (in very small individual sections) a couple of tracks for a single!

From outside it looks like a normal residential street, but when you buzz in, BOOM! Fugazi recorded their Margin Walker EP here! Bauhaus recorded bella lugosi's dead here! Lee Scratch Perry has recorded here! Whoop!


But still we have to use empty bins as snare stands, which seems to be annoying the staff of southern records, whoops!


It's all coming together though, Pink Sabbath might be the most straightforward and yet ridiculous thing we've ever recorded.

PS I love all these punks!

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EXXXCLUSIVE NEWS

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WE WILL AT SOME POINT BE JOINED ONSTAGE

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VAN LOL TIMES

Dananananaykroyd, drunk, singing Futureheads from LKA LAKAKA on Vimeo.