Tim and Eric appear on David Liebe Hart's Christian cable show and mess it up with weirdness. This is deeply hilarious, but also quite sad because they don't listen to anything they're asked, which makes me sort of feel sorry for that puppet goon. Watch it!
31 October 2008
WHAT IS THE FRENCH FOR "WHAZZZZAAAAAAHHHH"
Hey punks! And, uh, Happy Samhain/Danzigday/Halloween I guess? SPOOKY CORNERS. I'm dressed as a skeleton right now. Yeah, a fleshy skeleton with normal clothes on. Rinse! But really, I'm wearing a Misfits t-shirt just for the occasion. TRICK OR TREAT HAHAHAHA
ANYWAY, how are you? Good! That's fantastic. Really? Awesome!
THIS PAST WEEK has been busy! We have finished recording our day-bee-yoo album and it sounds RIPPING. Like, kick your speakers in the face, spit on the ground manually, heavy petting in a public swimming pool, RIPPING. So start getting ready for that one. Save your pennies for protective earwear.
ALSO WOT WE DID WOS a BBC session at Maida Vale. I don't know when it'll be on the wireless, but it's for Huw Stevens so CHECKIT! There'll be video of a live performance of Pink Sabbath, too! Is that exciting enough? I DON'T KNOW BUT IT'LL BE GR8.
We're touring our faces off in just three days, so come see us moonwalk all over your favourite rug. We really tie the room together.
Anyway hombré. There you are, that's what is happening, okay okay okay. Also, listen to "No Way No Way" by Vanilla. Byeeee!
ANYWAY, how are you? Good! That's fantastic. Really? Awesome!
THIS PAST WEEK has been busy! We have finished recording our day-bee-yoo album and it sounds RIPPING. Like, kick your speakers in the face, spit on the ground manually, heavy petting in a public swimming pool, RIPPING. So start getting ready for that one. Save your pennies for protective earwear.
ALSO WOT WE DID WOS a BBC session at Maida Vale. I don't know when it'll be on the wireless, but it's for Huw Stevens so CHECKIT! There'll be video of a live performance of Pink Sabbath, too! Is that exciting enough? I DON'T KNOW BUT IT'LL BE GR8.
We're touring our faces off in just three days, so come see us moonwalk all over your favourite rug. We really tie the room together.
Anyway hombré. There you are, that's what is happening, okay okay okay. Also, listen to "No Way No Way" by Vanilla. Byeeee!
21 October 2008
20 October 2008
18 October 2008
MY TOUR BY RINGLE HOUNDSTRAP
This blog post is set to synchronise with "All These Things That I Have Done" by The Killers. Or whatever that song is called.
Oh so hey guys! We toured for a long-ish time just there and got back to triumphantly rainy Glasgow last night! We toured the UK with our superfriends Johnny Foreigner, then did it again in massive rooms full of kids with our superfriends Foals and Holy Fuck!
Q: What's the noise rock music makes when it is propelled towards a large part of Britain?
A: "SCOTT?!????!! I'M STARVIN'?G>?!???"
Illness ripped through some of us like a bad paper over the last fortnight, especially Laura at first, then especially David at second.
YOU CANNOT BUY A VISOR ANYWHERE IN ANY SHOP ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET, apparently. I tried for days upon days, and the obsession only grew. Failure has left a black stain on my soul.
One night some of us enjoyed a full-blown pants party with some of the others. Thanks to Holy Fuck for supplying me with pants. Let's hope those photos never escape.
Anyway, I don't know what else to say because I'm still a little tired for all the ROKKEN. If you saw us, thank you for watching us play our rockles! And come see us again in a couple of weeks when we SPLLLAAATTT over the UK and Scotland AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN on our OWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LUV U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CALUMXXX
Oh so hey guys! We toured for a long-ish time just there and got back to triumphantly rainy Glasgow last night! We toured the UK with our superfriends Johnny Foreigner, then did it again in massive rooms full of kids with our superfriends Foals and Holy Fuck!
Q: What's the noise rock music makes when it is propelled towards a large part of Britain?
A: "SCOTT?!????!! I'M STARVIN'?G>?!???"
Illness ripped through some of us like a bad paper over the last fortnight, especially Laura at first, then especially David at second.
YOU CANNOT BUY A VISOR ANYWHERE IN ANY SHOP ON THE FACE OF THIS PLANET, apparently. I tried for days upon days, and the obsession only grew. Failure has left a black stain on my soul.
One night some of us enjoyed a full-blown pants party with some of the others. Thanks to Holy Fuck for supplying me with pants. Let's hope those photos never escape.
Anyway, I don't know what else to say because I'm still a little tired for all the ROKKEN. If you saw us, thank you for watching us play our rockles! And come see us again in a couple of weeks when we SPLLLAAATTT over the UK and Scotland AGAIN AGAIN AGAIN on our OWN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I LUV U!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
CALUMXXX
17 October 2008
My Stupid Pink Sabbath Video / Foals
That stupid video I made with Japanese trannies in it is all about the internet, making a fool of itself.
I sit about in my pants all day eating beans. When i'm not in a rock band, that is pretty much the only thing I do. Doing so can sometimes lead to bad mindwrong, which, in turn, leads to thinking that i'm funny and making stupid videos that literally take 15 minutes to chop up and stick online.
So, please, if you see this video anywhere, don't watch it, because it's pure crap and isn't even remotely official. YOU ARE WHHEIRD.
In other news, we have just finished our Foals tour and are pretty much gutted to not be hanging out with them anymore. They are amongst the nicest, most welcoming people we have ever come across and we're really grateful for everything they have done for us this week. We love them guyses so much.
Jings, just as I was getting over my death-cold as well. Boo! Come back!!
I sit about in my pants all day eating beans. When i'm not in a rock band, that is pretty much the only thing I do. Doing so can sometimes lead to bad mindwrong, which, in turn, leads to thinking that i'm funny and making stupid videos that literally take 15 minutes to chop up and stick online.
So, please, if you see this video anywhere, don't watch it, because it's pure crap and isn't even remotely official. YOU ARE WHHEIRD.
In other news, we have just finished our Foals tour and are pretty much gutted to not be hanging out with them anymore. They are amongst the nicest, most welcoming people we have ever come across and we're really grateful for everything they have done for us this week. We love them guyses so much.
Jings, just as I was getting over my death-cold as well. Boo! Come back!!
13 October 2008
*****
Hi pals,
we've having heavy duty fun times on tour with foals! i'd like to take this opportunity to announce that each and every one of them is an A1 lovely chap and we are so grateful to them for asking us out on tour.
i'm currently in a tiny dressing room in the academy in bristol, where holy fuck are joining the tour once again (yaaas!)
we've been really pleased with the way these crowds have been reacting to us too, we were scared they might get the wrong end of our bizzare live music stick. so if you've come to a show and clapped your hands together, hugged a stranger, said hi to us or bought a wee cd: we love you to death. keep it up :)
JBJ x
we've having heavy duty fun times on tour with foals! i'd like to take this opportunity to announce that each and every one of them is an A1 lovely chap and we are so grateful to them for asking us out on tour.
i'm currently in a tiny dressing room in the academy in bristol, where holy fuck are joining the tour once again (yaaas!)
we've been really pleased with the way these crowds have been reacting to us too, we were scared they might get the wrong end of our bizzare live music stick. so if you've come to a show and clapped your hands together, hugged a stranger, said hi to us or bought a wee cd: we love you to death. keep it up :)
JBJ x
06 October 2008
Glasgow Barrowlands!!!
Hey dudes,
We played the Barras last night!
I was warned to not gush too much onstage, but couldn't help saying a little bit about how happy we were. I didn't have any time to be a pouting cool rock guy , because I couldn't stop grinning all night. Thanks everyone who came down early enough to see us.
Getting one of these huge shows under our belts means we're all crazily excited about these upcoming Foals gigs now, although Johnny Foreigner not being there will take some getting used to...
Come early! Get involved!
Love
Duncan
We played the Barras last night!
I was warned to not gush too much onstage, but couldn't help saying a little bit about how happy we were. I didn't have any time to be a pouting cool rock guy , because I couldn't stop grinning all night. Thanks everyone who came down early enough to see us.
Getting one of these huge shows under our belts means we're all crazily excited about these upcoming Foals gigs now, although Johnny Foreigner not being there will take some getting used to...
Come early! Get involved!
Love
Duncan
01 October 2008
everything is funny, nothing is fun
Hey dudes!
Touring is seriously exciting! While it sometimes feels like that Terry Pratchett curse "may you live in exciting times", overall, we've haveing an awesome time!
We got to hang out with Los Campesinos(!) and I think I managed to avoid coming across as a really awful fanboy, there's always time though.
We videoed an acoustic version of a new song, and we have no idea whether it'll be amazing or awful. Stay tuned!
Last night was one of the best shows of the tour, a packed out Madam Jojo's in London, I'm quite proud that we made jofo worried about going on after us, but as per usual, they totally slayed.
And we've got new tshirts! We feel like an awful capitalists! But please feel free to come and make us all feel worse!
Get involved!
Love
Duncan x
Touring is seriously exciting! While it sometimes feels like that Terry Pratchett curse "may you live in exciting times", overall, we've haveing an awesome time!
We got to hang out with Los Campesinos(!) and I think I managed to avoid coming across as a really awful fanboy, there's always time though.
We videoed an acoustic version of a new song, and we have no idea whether it'll be amazing or awful. Stay tuned!
Last night was one of the best shows of the tour, a packed out Madam Jojo's in London, I'm quite proud that we made jofo worried about going on after us, but as per usual, they totally slayed.
And we've got new tshirts! We feel like an awful capitalists! But please feel free to come and make us all feel worse!
Get involved!
Love
Duncan x
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