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INFERNAL DECEMBER

Predictions for 2009, courtesy of one Calum S. Gunn:

aa) We will smash a turnip in Europe's giggling face on our "OMG WTF IS GOING ON" tour with Kaiser Chiefs (OMG! WTF IS GOING ON?)
ab) 'Hey Everyone!' will come out and it will smash a parsnip promise into the faces of everyone who reads our blog and a select few others
uw) Paul Carlin
pt_) Patch 3.0.8 of World of Warcraft will be released and finally people will stop stealing my Warlock's kills due to the new instant DoT ticking
wwf) I'll get a life! Holy MAMA!
usa) AMERICA! WE'RE COMING APPARENTLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FOR A BIT!
yh) Darth Vader racing Jesus on RASCALS.

Hey

Our forthcoming album makes Sissy Hits sound like really boring crap or Keane.

You know how Chuck Berry is considered to be quite the trailblazer?
Well, I just heard there's video proof that all his amazing licks were stolen from a white middle class 80's american teenager.

I know! WTF!

NY PART FIVE

Nothing happens in this episode because it was made from end of tape scraps. The next installment brings a fresh tape, so might actually have some interesting content. Probably not, though. NEW YORK!


Dananananaykroyd In NY Part Five from david roy on Vimeo.

I DON'T EAT OR SLEEP, I JUST WATCH THIS OVER AND OVER AND OVER

SHE'LL MAKE A NASTY WIFE FOR SURE

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

Play them both at different times from each other for maximum oddness.

RELATED

Someone made this cute like cycling short...

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Mum, where's my mini disc player?

HEY EVERYONE, I MADE YOU A MIXTAPE FOR CHRISTMAS BUT IF YOU DON'T LIKE INDIE ROCK, YOU SHOULD PROBABLY DOWNLOAD THE DIDO ALBUM. LOVE PAUL XXX

ALL TIME DANANANANAYKROYD FAVOURITE CHRISTMAS SONGS OF THE YEAR OF ALL TIME

These are our favourite Christmas songs for you to enjoy reading:

Duncan - MAYBE WE COULD SPARE THE TURKEY THIS YEAR? by Mother May I and the Holy Stuff

John - HAVE A TRANNY CHRISTMAS by Captain Tentacle

Paul - WHO LEFT THE TURKEY IN THE TOILET? by Big Sandra McBreen

David - VEGGIE CHRISTMAS by Parsnip Promise

Laura - RADICAL CHRISTMAS, RADICAL by David Rolfe

Calum - WHO SHAT UNDER THE CHRISTMAS TREE? by Saucy Pots and the Saltcoats Young Team

LOOK AT THIS CRAP VIDEO I MADE

NY PART FOUR

Dananananaykroyd In NY Part Four from DAvidd ROyy on Vimeo.

NY PART THREE

Dananananaykroyd In NY Part Three from David Roy on Vimeo.

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we got sent some jeans from these people and we shall wear them because they use organic materials and aren't into that sweatshop labour bullshit - yaas!

CROWD PARTICIPATION

I love the end of the year. It's a time for perusing various magical musical world wide websites and fantastic forums, reading every Jim, Roger and Barbara's favourite albums of the past 12 months, catching up with what I missed. Oh, and there's a Christmas somewhere too apparently now???//
Anyway, in that spirit, here's a couple of puddles of what I really liked this year. In no discernible order, of course.

Venetian Snares - 'Detrimentalist'
Fucked Up - The Chemistry Of Common Life
Stereolab - Chemical Chords
Desalvo - Mood Poisoner
Fleet Foxes - Fleet Foxes
sBach - sBach
Make Believe - Going To The Bone Church
Vivian Girls - Vivian Girls

AND NOW IS THE TIME FOR THE WALL OF CUDDLES:
POST IN THE DAMN COMMENTS YOUR GOOD RECORDS OF THE YEAR 2008! PLEASE!!!! SHOW US YOUR TASTES!!!

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It is with deep regret that we are having to cancel our appearance at this Saturday's awesome Bonefest in Leeds. Unfortunately, over December and January, John has to undergo a pretty hardcore treatment for his nagging ongoing chronic fatigue syndrome, which is an immune system disorder caused by the build up of toxins in the central nervous system. The treatment involves manipulation of the spine which works to aid drainage of toxins out of the cerebrospinal fluid and into the blood stream. Basically, it gets a lot worse before it gets better, and it has taken its toll much quicker than expected. As a result, he has been advised by his doctor not to travel or play shows for the time being. John has been soldiering on through our extensive touring schedule of the past few months but it's meant that he really has to take this time off to recover properly, otherwise future touring may not even be an option.

The Bonefest all dayer has an absolutely stellar line up - we are sure it will be an awesome day with or without us - and we'll come and play the next one if they'll have us! Even so, we're really sorry to disappoint everyone on this occasion.
Get your "get better JBJ"s in, and we hope to see you on tour in the new year.

Hug it out
DANANANANAYKROYD xoxoxo

Do a new marrow

NY PART TWO

Dananananaykroyd In NY Part Two from David Roy on Vimeo.

MY MESSED UP FRIENDS

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