28 January 2009

RICKY RUMBLED



David the hat git is rumbled by Ricky.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY CALUM

23 January 2009

tour update

we are 3 days in.

david has a swollen gum
i've completely fucked by ankle from jumping off a 6ft stage
paul has started conducting electricity

DANANANANAGONYAUNTS part 1


The Fly - Dananananagony Aunts on MUZU.

get your questions in:
http://www.the-fly.co.uk/dananananagonyaunts

19 January 2009

TOUR RULE #184

IF YOU HAVE AN APPLE, KEEP IT TO YOURSELF.

14 January 2009

Do A Marrow On The Tranny

IN SCOTLAND, THE WORD 'TRANNY' HAS TWO MEANINGS. IN THIS POSTING IT MEANS 'RADIO'.

So it has sometimes been said that Paul is the best one. That's why BBC Radio 1 in Scotland have invited him in to co-present a show TONIGHT! WEDNESDAY! AT MIDNIGHT!

Make an uplifting howl and send messages of encouragement as he plays indie rock to insomniacs HERE.

Those of you in Scotland can listen live on an ACTUAL RADIO but if you live elsewhere, you can listen again or what not.

The rest of my band have gone to London. Wish them well, would ya please?

THANKS! BYE! HERE'S ME WITH CHICKEN-IN-A-BASKET SINGER KATE NASH!

13 January 2009

12 January 2009

1 whole month off!

It's been good having a full month off, although I'm starting to get the rock itch.
John's been working hard at getting better - so we'll be extra rocktagious for you on this European tour. I managed to work up some extreme festive spirit for the first time in years, and Anthony (our label dude) just came through for us, in a big way. YAY!

It's on quite a different scale (I figure Best Before aren't shaking in their boots), but I'm involved with putting out 4 split singles!
So here's a glimpse into the joy of screen printing:


More about those, and a Glasgow launch gig here!

Hope to see you in Europe!
Continental OR United Kingdom of Great Britain and Northern Ireland OR The Republic of Ireland!

Now... Tell us what you did over Christmas...

08 January 2009

NEW SINGLE!

WOW, IT'S OUR NEW SINGLE 'BLACK WAX'!
WOW, IT'S THE OFFICIAL VIDEO TOO!
I'M GONNA PUT IT ON CALUM'S REDDMANGO MP3 PLAYER!

07 January 2009

dananananagonyaunts

please send all your worries this way::

http://www.the-fly.co.uk/dananananagonyaunts

x

IF YOU LIKE IT, THEN YOU SHOULD'VE PUT A RING ON IT

JOHN AND CALUM LIKE TO DJ
ALSO, BEYONCE

HERE ARE OUR REMIXES

JOHN:
http://www.zshare.net/audio/53777340b3573f28/

CALUM:
http://acrnym.googlepages.com/beyonce-singleladies-cerealremix.mp3

PUT THEM IN YOUR EARS AND THEN PAY US TO DJ SOMEWHERE, EVEN AFTER SHOWS, BECAUSE WE CAN AND WILL YOU KNOW! LOL!

05 January 2009

Birthday Pony

2009 MIXING IT UP FOR YOU

HEY GUYS. Today I put some songs I like into a single mp3 file for you to hear if you want.
It's BADLY ENCODED so that if you like something, you will maybe feel compelled to GO AND BUY IT! I guess what's going on here is BAD so DON'T TELL ANYONE!

DOWNLODES:
http://www.mediafire.com/?sharekey=5c81b5a72410f9b6d2db6fb9a8902bda

TRACX:
marnie stern - the package is wrapped
dutch uncles - face in
fleet foxes - quiet houses
desalvo - schindler's lift
patton oswalt - whackity schmackity doo
sbach - 8
beyonce - single ladies (put a ring on it)
ratt - round and round

ALL GOOD STUFF GUYS
ENJOY, HAPPY NEW YEAR ETC!!!
Love, CALUMXXXXXXXXXXX

04 January 2009

NY PART SIX


Dananananaykroyd In NY Part Six from David Roy on Vimeo.

2990

2009

TOP 9 NAMES:

1. Greg
2. Aldi Peterson
3. Pink Wand
4. Claireth
5. Pees Pees
6. Bloke
7. Kev-bo
8. Chereth
9. Percy Poo-Pah

TOP 9 FREE BAND NAMES:

1. 'Lonely Gusts'
2. 'Hungry Hungry Hypocrites'
3. 'Pees Pees'
4. 'Chuck!'
5. 'Joe Lean & The Weetabix Gang'
6. Frozen Fonzi & The Funky Flapjacks (or 'Mork Froze Fonzi')
7. 'Erasure 2'
8. 'Ham!'
9. 'Pointy Birds, Oh Pointy Pointy'

TOP 9 FAVOURITE FOODS

1. Beans
2. Onions
3. Chinese
4. Mexican
5. Quorn
6. Gravy
7. Coco Pops
8. Quantum Leap
9. Pees Pees

TOP 9 BANDS

1. Need New Body
2. Safetyword
3. Hood
4. Jellyfish
5. Otterley
6. The Boo Radleys
7. Dogs Die In Hot Cars
8. Charlottefield
9. Stairs

TOP 9 WORDS

1. Crumlin
2. Foist
3. Sephiroth
4. Punjab
5. VanGaalen
6. Pimp
7. Soil
8. Flimp
9. Meneguards

TOP 9 BRIAN ENO

1. Brian Eno
2. Brian Eno
3. Brian Eno
4. Brian Eno
5. Brian Eno
6. Brian Eno
7. Brian Eno
8. Brian Eno
9. Brian Eno

TOP 9 CHORD CHANGES

1. G to C
2. Em to Dm
3. C to F
4. D to G
5. Pees Pees
6. G to F and quickly back to G
7. Throwing a D at C
8. See a see saw and play a C
9. F to Fm to F to Fm really fast

TOP 9 MUSIC RELATED INCIDENTS

1. That time when Mark E Smith went to the dentist and accidentally tried to post a letter through the receptionist
2. Bono ghost-riding the whip in the carpark behind Dixons
3. Buffalo Tom covering Khobe Natouma by Boubacar Traore
4. Glasgow bands Divorce and Errors having a fight over some toffifee
5. Rolo Tomassi's guest appearance on King Of The Hill
6. Nedolspektor
7. Marc Almond trying to buy a Mr T In Your Pocket from Urban Outfitters with a library card
8. Terence Trent Darby caught feeding acorns to cartoon wizards
9. The time that music guy did something bizarre and pointless

TOP 9 THINGS TO SHOUT AT CALUM FROM THE AUDIENCE

1. Truffles
2. Skinny Brain
3. Trouser lips
4. Hair Cop
5. Baboon guts
6. Music Alan
7. Percy Uppercut
8. Pees Pees
9. Ninny Ninny Sing Song

TOP 9 THING TO WEAR TO A DANANANANAYKROYD GIG

1. Clothes
2. Binbags over each hand
3. A tshirt that says 'Chexellent!' on it
4. Trannie wig
5. A fake Rolex watch
6. A fake haircut
7. Biscuits for eyes
8. Trousers made from our expelled dust
9.

TOP 9 THINGS TO ASK PAUL TO DO AFTER HE'S PLAYED A GIG

1. Prance
2. Throw drums at dogs
3. Swear about lips
4. Rub Vimto into his arms and legs
5. Join a folk band
6. Buy Sherbet Dip Dabs for 12 different people
7. Vomit the alphabet
8. Call himself Sarah over and over and dribble
9. Run backwards through a field of brown crayons covered in his dads lint

I'M GUNN

GUNN. HEY

03 January 2009

2008

In 2008 we:

1. Said goodbye to founding member James Hamilton, who escaped our rocking clutches to give his full-timeness to Electro pumps Errors
2. Said "hello Paul" to new drummer Paul Carlin, who has steadily descended towards the madness and weirdness levels needed to succeed in the position of "dead fast rock n roll drum git"
3. Laughed in the various, hideous faces of various, hideous record labels
4. Signed with Best Before, the most old-skool label on the block
5. Released a slightly dubious record called 'Sissy Hits' on Holy Roar Records
6. Listened back to Sissy Hits and laughed a bunch
7. Went to New York to record 'Hey Everyone!', our debut long playa, which has turned out to be quite a triumph
8. Toured with Foals, Johnny Foreigner and played umpteen gigs with various rock dudes like The Futureheads, Copy Haho, Operator Please and Favours For Sailors
9. Started writing our 2nd long playa album 'Creeps'
10. Sort of
11. Played both The Barrowlands and ABC1, two of the most big biggg places in Glasgow
12. Toured the UK three or four times
13.

... anything else?