OUR FIRST MAGAZINE COVER FEATURE

CHECK THIS OUT. YES, IT REALLY IS US AND NOT A BUNCH OF OOMPA LOOMPAS FAFFING AROUND IN THE WONKAVISION ROOM (although it might as well be lol). WE'RE SPELLING OUT OUR BAND NAME! YES, THE ACTUAL CORRECT SPELLING IN A MAGAZINE FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER HA! If you need something doing, do it yourself.

ACES! OUR FIRST COVER OF A MAGAZINE!! We're dead chuffed.

With regards to the "craziest band in Britain" tag, well, i hear that it was a toss up between that, "zaniest" and "wackiest", so i think we came off quite well actually. HAHAH YES!

YELLOW CARD GOAL, YELLOW CARD GOAL

Well I mean, HEY GUYZ.

We're doing something football-related today. It has a lot to do with this awesome dude:



(I don't think he's 'gay' to be honest... just expressive.)

how I learned to be a man

Pounding Tequilla at 2pm

DUNCAN

GOT TO LEVEL 80!

POSITIVE ASPECTS

WHAT'S UPS, BUTTERCUPS!

Follow our shining beacon, for we are the bringers of positivity and we shall shed light on the nether regions of your soul. We are the Streetmate-era Davina McCall of modern rock music.

Anyway, this is what I think we're doing, in my favourite form (BULLET POINTS, MAN).
a) Playing a live gig (featuring recently-healthy drummer Paul 'Stubble Rash' Carlin) at Camden Crawl on Saturday at half past five at Camden Barfly at Camden Barfly at half past five. This gig shall be a special "What Positivity Can Do For You/Releasing Your Previous Self" presentation, sponsored by Kool-Aid and Primark.
b) Maybe getting ourselves involved in the process of being in front of some cameras, with the intention of crafting another musical video for public consumption. Which means I need a haircut. Can someone cut my hair?
c) Going to Amsterdam to play at 'London Calling'. WHY THEY HAVEN'T YET ANSWERED THE PHONE ELUDES ME.
d) Heading into an as-yet-unknown (to me) studio to record something for half an hour. BUT OUR GUITARS ARE PETRIFIED! WE NEED A GOLD NEEDLE!

I live in Aberdeen now. So far, I have played approximately 429 hours of World of Warcraft, and ventured out to see the delicious Copy Haho. We're playing up here in May. My poor, poor mother is bringing all her work friends. THAT'S A SURE WAY TO EMBARRASS YOURSELF, MUM.

Anyway, for every negative thought you have, we plant two positive ones. Stay fresh!
Calumxx

TONSIL TIME

GUESS WHAT!?!?!?!?

I got to level 70 last night. Only ten more to go until MOTHERFUCKING RAD TIMES!

All the rumours are true, Dananananaykroyd's singer is stupid nerd bitch.

CONFIRMED

PAUL HAS TONSILITUSSERS. A DOCTOR LADY SAID IT. JINGS! I hear that's when one tonsil starts eating away at your soul and the other tonsil climbs out of your mouth and starts kicking in your tv so you can't watch Ghostbusters anymore and you cry. DEAD ANNOYING.

Here's hoping he gets better and doesn't DIE IN A POOL OF TONSIL GARBAGE!

AN APOLOGY REGARDING LEVI'S ONES TO WATCH

Dear friends,  

We're very sorry to announce that we have had to cancel our Levi's Ones to Watch show at the Camden Barfly tomorrow. Paul came down last night with what seems to be tonsillitis, and if any of you have had that before you will know that it is like being hit with a ton of bricks and is really not conducive to the sort of rocktageous funtimes that we like to propagate at our shows.  

Really sorry to disappoint you all. We don't cancel gigs lightly, and Paul was determined to battle through for this one, but as he can barely move and has a worryingly high fever, we thought it would be best if he is allowed time to recover at home.

So please send all your get well wishes this way, and all (Paul!) being well we will see you in London next week for the Camden Crawl.

Thanks, and apologies again

Dananananaykroyd

ALBUM REVIEWS

Here's a bunch of album reviews we've got so far, in case anyone needed any further encouragement to buy our debut album 'Hey Everyone!'. Go on, read them up a notch and buy our album! Just think, if we sell enough copies, we get to make another album!! WOW!

http://drownedinsound.com/releases/14143/reviews/4136593

http://www.alterthepress.com/2009/04/album-review-dananananaykroyd-hey.html

http://www.thelineofbestfit.com/2009/04/dananananaykroyd-hey-everyone/

http://www.clashmusic.com/reviews/dananananaykroyd-hey-everyone

http://godisinthetvzine.co.uk/content/content_detail.php?id=3210&type=Albums

http://www.rocksound.tv/reviews/article/dananananaykroyd-hey-everyone

http://thequietus.com/articles/01455-dananananaykroyd-hey-everyone-album-review

http://www.thisisfakediy.co.uk/articles/albums/dananananaykroyd-hey-everyone

http://music.virgin.com/2009/04/03/review-dananananaykroyd-hey-everyone/

http://www.clickmusic.com/articles/10855/Dananananaykroyd---Hey-Everyone.html

http://www.musicomh.com/albums/dananananaykroyd_0309.htm

http://www.gigwise.com/reviews/albums/50382/Dananananaykroyd---Hey-Everyone

http://www.the-fly.co.uk/words/reviews/album-reviews/4510/dananananaykroyd

haaeeeeeyyoo

our awesome friend seb is almost finished our brand new website, it will be going up on the dananananaykroyd.co.uk url. its really cool - we can't wait to show you!

in other news, we will be in london this thursday playing the camden barfly and next friday playing the camden crawl or camden rocks or something equally great. then the week after we are off to lovely holland for a one off at london calling in amsterdam! yay!

i watched the mike tyson documentary movie the other day.. it was aright.

hope the easter bunny was good to you!

x

the 'oh, hiya' at the start of watch this is me, not calum.
that is all.
x

BEST WEBSITE AWARD 2009

CAMEROID.COM

Evidence: http://www.cameroid.com/J2O0-A1

STEVEN UPDATE

Adam and Joe radio thing about us is in their latest podcast. GET IT ON ITUNES HAHAHA! HAPPINESS!!!!

channel M

Hey dudes!
We did a tv thing in manchester. If you have Sky (oooh get you!) you can watch it tonight at 10. On your proper telly!
If not, you can see it on their website sometime soon

Meanwhile, you could watch dutch uncles there!
http://www.channelm.co.uk/

We're off to Edinburgh now, love you!

EDIT: Sky channel 203 fact fans!

HEY EVERYONE

OUR ALBUM IS OUT TODAY, PALS!
ORDER IT UP!
TOUCH IT NICE!
TAKE IT TO A COUNTER!

UK TOUR MASH ONE!

WESTIE CAN DRUM

WE MET STEVE WEST FROM PAVEMENT AT A TRANNYLODGE IN STOCKPORT OR SOMETHING.

IN THE WINDMILLS OF YOUR MIND

HEY GUYS!!!!

We're on our Grand Tour Of Britain's Places For Bands To Play at the moment with our AWESOME PALS Favours For Sailors and Dutch Uncles! Currently, we're on the awful motorways trying furiously to not be completely late to play in Manchester. I think we'll be there soon though, missing soundcheck but with plenty of time for TEA EBCAUSEEE I'M HONGRAY.
Mostly this tour, I have been listening to Parenthetical Girls and playing Free Cell. I'm trying to wear my glasses and 'The Bill' baseball cap as much as possible. Touring ruins your fashion sense as soon as you realise you can almost get away with wearing anything you want, and start turning up to shows with hot pants and a t-shirt made of botox.

PUBIC SERVICED ANNOUNCEMERT:
LIVERPOOL! WE ARE PLAYING IN YOUR STATIC GALLERY, NOT YOUR KOROVA, ON SATURDAY. TELL EVERYONE YOU KNOW THAT WOULD EVEN REMOTELY GIVE A FUCK! THANKS!!!!

Anyway, if you've been down to a show, thank you! And if you're coming to one, we'll see you soon!
HOORAY! GET READY 2 DANCE
XXXX

THANKS

TO ME MY HEAD AND CALORIES! FOR TOURING WITH US FOR THE PAST WEEK. We are heavily smitten peoples.

ONWARDS: This week we have the delectable songs of both FAVOURS FOR SAILORS and DUTCH UNCLES!

We are in Lundun and we are playing maybe later on a SHOW

OKAY!