26 February 2010
25 February 2010
24 February 2010
23 February 2010
OUR NEW MUSICQ VIDEON
The bit at 2:07 was the hardest bit to perform. I was low on emotion and I had forgotten my distortion pedal too. The guys were all like "Just go for it anyway! Feel that dang solo like rain on your face! Like thunder in your onion patch! Do it for Peter!!" I'm sure you can see that, thanks to the power of Friendship and Christ, I nailed it. We rock!
19 February 2010
18 February 2010
OUR FIRST GIGGLE
Our first gig of 2010 has been announced. It's gonna be at this festival:
http://www.evolutionfestival.co.uk
Spillers Wharf Stage
Mon 31st May
No, we aren't Ellleelie Goulddiiinnng, we are Dananananaykroyd. OK???????
We're going to hang out with De La Soul
We will probably 'evolve' at some point
Spillers Wharf sounds like an Italian DJ attending a Star Trek convention
Why does it feel so good?
Good bike!
17 February 2010
Ne8w So4ngs
Hi. We might be working on a few new tunes. We haven't quite decided yet. There are one or two little riffs kicking about the shop, but nothing particularly interesting or complete. One of them sounds like No Doubt and one of them sounds a bit like Prince. Another, sort of like nits. Yeah, I know! Where to go with that one... Who knows? The job centre? As we reluctantly, and with hearts as heavy as bags (heavy bags), begin the arduous task of getting people to tidy up and make a little room back there in their music-brains for us again, we're faced with what appears to be a gigantic wall made out of Newcastle. Picture a bow tie lying in a puddle. There are specks of blood on it. I have a little money. I will give you it all right now if it would make you happy. It wont? I will give you it anyway. *Parts hair*
Ripe
Does anyone want to do an interview with us? No. OK WE'LL DO IT OURSELVES.
Hello. How are you?
I am fine. I had a headache, but I took some painkillers.
Great. So, what have the band been up to?
We went on a break.. or a sort of... trip?
Sounds grim.
Not especially.
When can we expect new things?
I don't know.
Have you written any new songs?
I don't know. What's wrong with Black Wax?
Ok.. So, that was great. Thanks.
I think our "fan forum" went on holiday too.
I know! *lol*
I've got a brand new idea for a music video where we are all standing in a cold room getting make up put on our faces, waiting for something to happen (applause). I've got a brand new idea for a sophmore album where you download it and hate it, listen to it a few more times and find out, to your annoyance, that it's actually not that bad (over-produced). By this point, however, the people who had refrained from leaving flippant, hateful comments (adults) are getting around to saying how much they are enjoying it, making the comments that you left when you were in such a hurry to be funny and snide looking particularly childish and boring. You go back four and a half retweets and are left contemplating why you enjoy disliking things.
I'm sellin rekkids!
#1 GOOGLE ALERTS:
Titus Andronicus slathered my aunt's face in liquid tin
Los Campesinos derailed a train with my lucky knitting needles
Johnny Foreigner are actually humanoid reptilians from the university of Kent
U2 have supplied four children with a lifetime supply of skin
Foals reach horizon, find another
Super Adventure Club feed popcorn to wasps
Does anyone want to do an interview with us? No. OK WE'LL DO IT OURSELVES.
Hello. How are you?
I am fine. I had a headache, but I took some painkillers.
Great. So, what have the band been up to?
We went on a break.. or a sort of... trip?
Sounds grim.
Not especially.
When can we expect new things?
I don't know.
Have you written any new songs?
I don't know. What's wrong with Black Wax?
Ok.. So, that was great. Thanks.
I think our "fan forum" went on holiday too.
I know! *lol*
(This is easy.) Look at us. We're connecting. Bands and fan(d)s together (at last!!)
I've got a brand new idea for a music video where we are all standing in a cold room getting make up put on our faces, waiting for something to happen (applause). I've got a brand new idea for a sophmore album where you download it and hate it, listen to it a few more times and find out, to your annoyance, that it's actually not that bad (over-produced). By this point, however, the people who had refrained from leaving flippant, hateful comments (adults) are getting around to saying how much they are enjoying it, making the comments that you left when you were in such a hurry to be funny and snide looking particularly childish and boring. You go back four and a half retweets and are left contemplating why you enjoy disliking things.
#1 GOOGLE ALERTS:
Titus Andronicus slathered my aunt's face in liquid tin
Los Campesinos derailed a train with my lucky knitting needles
Johnny Foreigner are actually humanoid reptilians from the university of Kent
U2 have supplied four children with a lifetime supply of skin
Foals reach horizon, find another
Super Adventure Club feed popcorn to wasps
09 February 2010
JBJ v RYAN
what train
half past at mine
?
aye
19 past at mine
sound
so whats that at mine
?
half past
and at your bit, when is the train?
erm
19 minutes past
hang on
which means
let me look this up
it will get to yours at about half past
the train is at yours at half past
NO JOHN I GOT THIS
wait no no
aye
i need to get this right
NAW
AYE
i've told you 3 times now
im getting the TRAIN
ok.
so
right
just for arguments sake
if
theoretically i was to get teh same bus as you
it would get to mine
when?
just theoretically
aye but the bus doesnt come to mine at 19 minutes past
like i DO get it
so dont freak out
the train though
we could get that?
the train comes at mine at about 19 past
if it gets there
and travels apporximately 40mph
what time will you be at the station?
I GET IT
DROP IT
we're getting the TRAIN
what
right
start again
what time are we getting the train?
im getting the train now
what time will it be at mine then?
and it will pick you up at 19minutes past
i'll be on teh radio 4 carriage
then we get on the bus at half past at mine
right?
right
wait
when do i get the bus?
depends on where we are going
where are we going?
i love how instead of getting ready, i've decided to haVE THIS CONVERSTAION
AHHA
half past at mine
?
aye
19 past at mine
sound
so whats that at mine
?
half past
and at your bit, when is the train?
erm
19 minutes past
hang on
which means
let me look this up
it will get to yours at about half past
the train is at yours at half past
NO JOHN I GOT THIS
wait no no
aye
i need to get this right
NAW
AYE
i've told you 3 times now
im getting the TRAIN
ok.
so
right
just for arguments sake
if
theoretically i was to get teh same bus as you
it would get to mine
when?
just theoretically
aye but the bus doesnt come to mine at 19 minutes past
like i DO get it
so dont freak out
the train though
we could get that?
the train comes at mine at about 19 past
if it gets there
and travels apporximately 40mph
what time will you be at the station?
I GET IT
DROP IT
we're getting the TRAIN
what
right
start again
what time are we getting the train?
im getting the train now
what time will it be at mine then?
and it will pick you up at 19minutes past
i'll be on teh radio 4 carriage
then we get on the bus at half past at mine
right?
right
wait
when do i get the bus?
depends on where we are going
where are we going?
i love how instead of getting ready, i've decided to haVE THIS CONVERSTAION
AHHA
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