20 March 2008
Check the nick of this lovely, lovely git. This is Martin and i thought i'd use some blogtimes to tell you all about how he is well ace and drives us around in a van and also helps out with some inter-band related band junk, sound guff, loud monitors, stopping us from crying and generally being a thoroughly smashing twat. Also, Martin can drive across the UK really dead fast and doesn't afraid of anything. He sleeps like a chicken fried pigeon and can simply load up a van like it was his dad and he really loved his dad. That's how good our Martin is.
Here we find our Martin on Brighton pier simply laughing it up Big Willy-Style. Ah, good days. If you ever see Martin, why don't you buy him a drink and some pizza already?