20 November 2008

WE PLAYED SHEFFIELD

Night thirteen!

"Hey, don't fucking kick people and don't punch people, i'm talking to you, right there, alright? I'm talking to you and you. You want to fucking do that shit, get the fuck up on the football field, alright? I'm talking to you, yeah, i'm talking to you, yeah, that's right. It sucks to have to tell people to behave themselves, but there's other people here too, alright? So try to be a little more kind.

You know, I saw you two guys earlier at the Good Humor truck and you were eating your ice cream like little boys and I thought, "those guys aren't so tough! They're eating ice cream, what a bunch of swell guys!" I saw you eating ice cream, pal. Oh, don't you deny it, you were eating an ice cream cone. You were eating an ice cream cone. Oh, you're bad now, you're bad now, but you were eating an ice cream cone. And I saw you. That's the shit you can't hide, you know? You got your fucking shit, but you eat ice cream, everybody knows it, the whole fucking place knows it - ice cream eating motherfucker. That's what you are."


5 comments:

Anonymous said...

such a good gig.

Anonymous said...

adam was innocent!

Ptolemy said...

That clusterfuck of the abysmal cone-eater was right in front of me when he punched a photographer. It was rather disrespectful of the whole spirit of the gig and endeavour.
Anyway, - i liked how the Harley was so awesomely underequipped for that kind of thing. it was intense.

seb said...

FUCKING FUGAZI!

AMERICANMANNNN said...

I HEARD SOME GUYS GOT BEAT UP IN THE PARK FOR BEING GAY