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2009

TOP 9 NAMES:

1. Greg
2. Aldi Peterson
3. Pink Wand
4. Claireth
5. Pees Pees
6. Bloke
7. Kev-bo
8. Chereth
9. Percy Poo-Pah

TOP 9 FREE BAND NAMES:

1. 'Lonely Gusts'
2. 'Hungry Hungry Hypocrites'
3. 'Pees Pees'
4. 'Chuck!'
5. 'Joe Lean & The Weetabix Gang'
6. Frozen Fonzi & The Funky Flapjacks (or 'Mork Froze Fonzi')
7. 'Erasure 2'
8. 'Ham!'
9. 'Pointy Birds, Oh Pointy Pointy'

TOP 9 FAVOURITE FOODS

1. Beans
2. Onions
3. Chinese
4. Mexican
5. Quorn
6. Gravy
7. Coco Pops
8. Quantum Leap
9. Pees Pees

TOP 9 BANDS

1. Need New Body
2. Safetyword
3. Hood
4. Jellyfish
5. Otterley
6. The Boo Radleys
7. Dogs Die In Hot Cars
8. Charlottefield
9. Stairs

TOP 9 WORDS

1. Crumlin
2. Foist
3. Sephiroth
4. Punjab
5. VanGaalen
6. Pimp
7. Soil
8. Flimp
9. Meneguards

TOP 9 BRIAN ENO

1. Brian Eno
2. Brian Eno
3. Brian Eno
4. Brian Eno
5. Brian Eno
6. Brian Eno
7. Brian Eno
8. Brian Eno
9. Brian Eno

TOP 9 CHORD CHANGES

1. G to C
2. Em to Dm
3. C to F
4. D to G
5. Pees Pees
6. G to F and quickly back to G
7. Throwing a D at C
8. See a see saw and play a C
9. F to Fm to F to Fm really fast

TOP 9 MUSIC RELATED INCIDENTS

1. That time when Mark E Smith went to the dentist and accidentally tried to post a letter through the receptionist
2. Bono ghost-riding the whip in the carpark behind Dixons
3. Buffalo Tom covering Khobe Natouma by Boubacar Traore
4. Glasgow bands Divorce and Errors having a fight over some toffifee
5. Rolo Tomassi's guest appearance on King Of The Hill
6. Nedolspektor
7. Marc Almond trying to buy a Mr T In Your Pocket from Urban Outfitters with a library card
8. Terence Trent Darby caught feeding acorns to cartoon wizards
9. The time that music guy did something bizarre and pointless

TOP 9 THINGS TO SHOUT AT CALUM FROM THE AUDIENCE

1. Truffles
2. Skinny Brain
3. Trouser lips
4. Hair Cop
5. Baboon guts
6. Music Alan
7. Percy Uppercut
8. Pees Pees
9. Ninny Ninny Sing Song

TOP 9 THING TO WEAR TO A DANANANANAYKROYD GIG

1. Clothes
2. Binbags over each hand
3. A tshirt that says 'Chexellent!' on it
4. Trannie wig
5. A fake Rolex watch
6. A fake haircut
7. Biscuits for eyes
8. Trousers made from our expelled dust
9.

TOP 9 THINGS TO ASK PAUL TO DO AFTER HE'S PLAYED A GIG

1. Prance
2. Throw drums at dogs
3. Swear about lips
4. Rub Vimto into his arms and legs
5. Join a folk band
6. Buy Sherbet Dip Dabs for 12 different people
7. Vomit the alphabet
8. Call himself Sarah over and over and dribble
9. Run backwards through a field of brown crayons covered in his dads lint