So we just finished making the video for "Some Dresses" with this guy Sammy Davis Snr. It went great but it was quite an odd experience. "Sammy", as he calls himself, is a total perv. He wouldn't tell us his real name. We think this is because he's on the Sex Offenders Register. But yeah, it was weird. He wanted us all to strip naked and cover ourselves in paint. When we told him we didn't want to be naked in the video, he told us it wasn't for the video. And later on he tried to kiss Duncan. It was really awkward. He did a Futureheads video once, the amazing one with the puppets. I am glad it was one that the guys weren't actually in, cos I dread to think what he would have done to Barry if he'd got his hands on him. Anyway we're on our way to Preston now, relaxing in the van and trying to cleanse ourselves of the past couple of days. I think the video's going to look awesome but this guy was really just far too sexual for our liking.