CALUM: IF YOU LIKE SKINNY WEE BOYS WITH NO BODY HAIR AND ARE A TEENAGE WHOOPSIE WHO STILL WETS THE BED.DAVID: FOR ACTUAL WOMEN WHO UNDERSTAND A BIT OF MEAT IS A GOOD THING. RUGGED CLUELESSNESS AND SHORT STUBBED DARKNESSNESS. CALUM IS RUBBISH.
DAVID LOOKS LIKE HE SWALLOWED JOEY FROM FRIENDS! WHAT ON EARTH!CALUM LOOKS TOTALLY AMAZING AND SOPHISTICATED BUT WITH A FUN SIDE! AND A CUTE SMILE
AYE BUT YOU LOOK LIKE AN INVERTED PELICAN THATS BEEN TORTURED BY NAZIS FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE WHEREABOUTS OF SEVERAL LIRES OF MILKI LOOK LIKE I CAN CARRY YOU OUT OF A CAR IN THE RAIN, ALSO WITH CHEEKY SMILE AND SLIGHTLY BETTER MASCULINITY (FOR THE LADIES)
My apologies David... I voted for Calum !
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CALUM: IF YOU LIKE SKINNY WEE BOYS WITH NO BODY HAIR AND ARE A TEENAGE WHOOPSIE WHO STILL WETS THE BED.
DAVID: FOR ACTUAL WOMEN WHO UNDERSTAND A BIT OF MEAT IS A GOOD THING. RUGGED CLUELESSNESS AND SHORT STUBBED DARKNESSNESS. CALUM IS RUBBISH.
DAVID LOOKS LIKE HE SWALLOWED JOEY FROM FRIENDS! WHAT ON EARTH!
CALUM LOOKS TOTALLY AMAZING AND SOPHISTICATED BUT WITH A FUN SIDE! AND A CUTE SMILE
AYE BUT YOU LOOK LIKE AN INVERTED PELICAN THATS BEEN TORTURED BY NAZIS FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE WHEREABOUTS OF SEVERAL LIRES OF MILK
I LOOK LIKE I CAN CARRY YOU OUT OF A CAR IN THE RAIN, ALSO WITH CHEEKY SMILE AND SLIGHTLY BETTER MASCULINITY (FOR THE LADIES)
My apologies David... I voted for Calum !
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