24 May 2009

SEXY VEG-INA

THE HEAT IS ON.

I WANT TO BE A SEXIER VEGETARIAN THAN DAVID.



I THINK I CAN DO THIS.

4 comments:

DAVID DANANANA said...

CALUM: IF YOU LIKE SKINNY WEE BOYS WITH NO BODY HAIR AND ARE A TEENAGE WHOOPSIE WHO STILL WETS THE BED.

DAVID: FOR ACTUAL WOMEN WHO UNDERSTAND A BIT OF MEAT IS A GOOD THING. RUGGED CLUELESSNESS AND SHORT STUBBED DARKNESSNESS. CALUM IS RUBBISH.

Calum 'Naykroyd said...

DAVID LOOKS LIKE HE SWALLOWED JOEY FROM FRIENDS! WHAT ON EARTH!

CALUM LOOKS TOTALLY AMAZING AND SOPHISTICATED BUT WITH A FUN SIDE! AND A CUTE SMILE

DAVID DANANANA said...

AYE BUT YOU LOOK LIKE AN INVERTED PELICAN THATS BEEN TORTURED BY NAZIS FOR INFORMATION REGARDING THE WHEREABOUTS OF SEVERAL LIRES OF MILK

I LOOK LIKE I CAN CARRY YOU OUT OF A CAR IN THE RAIN, ALSO WITH CHEEKY SMILE AND SLIGHTLY BETTER MASCULINITY (FOR THE LADIES)

Strawberryfield said...

My apologies David... I voted for Calum !