Does anyone want to do an interview with us? No. OK WE'LL DO IT OURSELVES.
Hello. How are you?
I am fine. I had a headache, but I took some painkillers.
Great. So, what have the band been up to?
We went on a break.. or a sort of... trip?
When can we expect new things?
I don't know.
Have you written any new songs?
I don't know. What's wrong with Black Wax?
Ok.. So, that was great. Thanks.
I think our "fan forum" went on holiday too.
I know! *lol*
(This is easy.) Look at us. We're connecting. Bands and fan(d)s together (at last!!)
I've got a brand new idea for a music video where we are all standing in a cold room getting make up put on our faces, waiting for something to happen (applause). I've got a brand new idea for a sophmore album where you download it and hate it, listen to it a few more times and find out, to your annoyance, that it's actually not that bad (over-produced). By this point, however, the people who had refrained from leaving flippant, hateful comments (adults) are getting around to saying how much they are enjoying it, making the comments that you left when you were in such a hurry to be funny and snide looking particularly childish and boring. You go back four and a half retweets and are left contemplating why you enjoy disliking things.
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