24 May 2009

TOTAL VOTAL

NO NO NO I CAN'T SAY NO NO NO



VOTE FOR ME IN THE VEGETARIAN OLYMPICS

27 comments:

beldilettante said...

Sorry bro, I voted for Gareth.

DAVID DANANANA said...

Of course you did, you complete and utter sheep.

GARETH WONT LOVE YOU BACK YOU KNOW. HE JUST WONT. HE TOLD ME HE HATES YOU.

Calum 'Naykroyd said...

YEAH FUCK

fallsaddles said...

You're just jealous, David, JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO BE AS GINGER AS GARETH.

beldilettante said...

WELL SHOUTING AT ME ISN'T GOING TO EARN ANY VOTES NOW IS IT

I WAS CONSIDERING USING DIFFERENT ISPS TO REPRESENT THE LOT OF MY FAVOURITE FIGHT POP VEGGIES BUT NO

Charlotte said...

fight pop veggies. that's a last.fm group if i ever saw one.

DAVID DANANANA said...

WHEN ALL YOU GIRLS GROW UP, YOU'LL REALISE YOU NEED A MAN IN YOUR LIFE, NOT SOME HAIRLESS GOON WHO LOOKS LIKE HE'S BEEN STRETCHED ON A RACK IN ORDER TO PASS FOR 16.

I'VE ALREADY WON. BITE ME, IM A VEGETABLE.

fallsaddles said...

Well, I voted for Keith Murray of WAS. I would feel more treacherous were he less hot. But as beldilettante there said, I am going to go for the different IPs strategy to represent the lot of my favourite fight pop veggies, as it were.

David, are you speaking from personal experience?

DAVID DANANANA said...

I AM A MAN OF SUCH VAST EXPERIENCE. IM DEAD OLD. STOP SAYING "FIGHT-POP", IT'S "POSI-CORE" NOW. AS SOON AS SOMETHING APPEARS IN THE NME (Jamie T = "Fight-Pop", apparently), WE NEED TO MOVE IT FORWARD AND KEEP THE PRESS ONE STEP BEHIND, FOREVER FOLLOWING IN THE REAL TREND SETTERS (the bands ie. Dananananaykroyd).

EH, SO, AYE, IM A FAT VEGGIE AND MY MUMMY SAYS IM GOOD LOOKING. (Also, Calum eats Gelatin, he should be disqualified haha).

Calum 'Naykroyd said...

GIRLS, YOU HONESTLY REALLY DO WANT ME IN YOUR LIFE BECAUSE I CAN COOK AND CLEAN AND WASH THE DOG AND RUB YOUR TUMMY AT 9PM ON THE DOT AND SPRINKLE INTENSE ENJOYMENT UPON YOUR EYES WITH MY NOT INCONSIDERABLE BEAUTY.

FUCK THIS 'DAVID' CHARACTER! FUCK THIS 'GARETH' DOUCHE! AND DOUBLE FUCK THIS KEITH MURRAY LOSER!

I AM A SEXY VEGETARBLE.

fallsaddles said...

I had no idea it was called "fight-pop" until I saw it in here. I will never be cool enough. (What the fuck is posi-core? Can't we just call it "people who shout over each other to some music"? Although that would include some lesser bands. Would you mind?)

CALUM YOU NEED TO STOP STRUCTURING YOUR SENTENCES LIKE THAT, I READ "SPRINKLE INTENSE ENJOYMENT UPON YOUR EYES" AND I GOT NO FURTHER BECAUSE I HAD SOME VERY UNBECOMING THOUGHTS :(

Answer me this, then: can you prepare a mean falafel? And isn't there vegan gelatin? There must be! My dreams will be shattered if there isn't.

Calum 'Naykroyd said...

FALLSADDLES, I WANNA FALL ON YOUR SADDLES IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I can indeed prepare a mean falafel, and I don't eat that much gelatin if I remember to NOT DO IT. I'm the FULL PACKAGE! VOTE FOR ME PLEASE. The glory would be incomprehensibly large.

fallsaddles said...

Don't worry, Calum, the page lets you vote using different e-mails, and as I have over 9000 different e-mail accounts, I'll be sure you all get the votes you deserve.

AND NO, THIS ISN'T BECAUSE OF THAT PUN ON MY USERNAME. It's because of the incomprehensibly large glory.

fi said...

I VOTE CALUM. MY DOG NEEDS A WASH.

Calum 'Naykroyd said...

FUCKING YES! Also, FALLSADDLES MY DARLING, I get the "over 9000" you so coyly slipped in there. I bet you're chargan your lazers, right? RIGHT?!

HEY FI, THANK YOU. We're fighting the good fight, here. David's totally not right for the position of 'sexiest vegetable of the month', and I'm totally ready to shoulder that responsibility. FUCK IT! YAY!

eden! said...

hairless goon?
calum has hair...
i voted calum.

beldilettante said...

this is just a saga now

Calum 'Naykroyd said...

THANKS EDEN!!

If either David, Gareth or myself don't win this, I'm going straight to Greggs and buying a sausage roll.

fallsaddles said...

NO CALUM DON'T DO IT! THINK OF YOUR HIPS!

Calum 'Naykroyd said...

TODDLER HIPZ

fi said...

YOULL WIN
sausage rolls are gross

DAVID DANANANA said...

Aye, he has hair on his head. DOY! You bunch of teenage whoopsies make me sick.

ACCEPT ME CALUM ACCEPT ME SINGER FROM THE BAND!! ACCEPT ME!! VALIDATE ME OH SINGER OH FRONTMAN!

(lol)

fi said...

oh david, you are just one big mega-lol. i'm seriously considering voting for you with a differnent email address just because your lol-factor is so high.

fallsaddles said...

I am as much of a teenage whoopsie as you are, David. And let it be known that I voted for you. Twice! This is perhaps less than I have voted for Calum, but it's the thought that counts.

I think both of you should consider a wet T-shirt contest as a method of campaigning. It's very vegetarian-friendly and suitable for the season.

DAVID DANANANA said...

If i don't win, im not writing a second album. Get it roond yeez. HAHAHA

K-E-L-L-I-E said...

This won my vote.

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