24 May 2009

TOTAL VOTAL

NO NO NO I CAN'T SAY NO NO NO



VOTE FOR ME IN THE VEGETARIAN OLYMPICS

27 comments:

Anonymous said...

Sorry bro, I voted for Gareth.

Stinky Man said...

Of course you did, you complete and utter sheep.

GARETH WONT LOVE YOU BACK YOU KNOW. HE JUST WONT. HE TOLD ME HE HATES YOU.

Unknown said...

YEAH FUCK

Anonymous said...

You're just jealous, David, JUST JEALOUS BECAUSE YOU'LL NEVER BE ABLE TO BE AS GINGER AS GARETH.

Anonymous said...

WELL SHOUTING AT ME ISN'T GOING TO EARN ANY VOTES NOW IS IT

I WAS CONSIDERING USING DIFFERENT ISPS TO REPRESENT THE LOT OF MY FAVOURITE FIGHT POP VEGGIES BUT NO

Charlotte said...

fight pop veggies. that's a last.fm group if i ever saw one.

Stinky Man said...

WHEN ALL YOU GIRLS GROW UP, YOU'LL REALISE YOU NEED A MAN IN YOUR LIFE, NOT SOME HAIRLESS GOON WHO LOOKS LIKE HE'S BEEN STRETCHED ON A RACK IN ORDER TO PASS FOR 16.

I'VE ALREADY WON. BITE ME, IM A VEGETABLE.

Anonymous said...

Well, I voted for Keith Murray of WAS. I would feel more treacherous were he less hot. But as beldilettante there said, I am going to go for the different IPs strategy to represent the lot of my favourite fight pop veggies, as it were.

David, are you speaking from personal experience?

Stinky Man said...

I AM A MAN OF SUCH VAST EXPERIENCE. IM DEAD OLD. STOP SAYING "FIGHT-POP", IT'S "POSI-CORE" NOW. AS SOON AS SOMETHING APPEARS IN THE NME (Jamie T = "Fight-Pop", apparently), WE NEED TO MOVE IT FORWARD AND KEEP THE PRESS ONE STEP BEHIND, FOREVER FOLLOWING IN THE REAL TREND SETTERS (the bands ie. Dananananaykroyd).

EH, SO, AYE, IM A FAT VEGGIE AND MY MUMMY SAYS IM GOOD LOOKING. (Also, Calum eats Gelatin, he should be disqualified haha).

Unknown said...

GIRLS, YOU HONESTLY REALLY DO WANT ME IN YOUR LIFE BECAUSE I CAN COOK AND CLEAN AND WASH THE DOG AND RUB YOUR TUMMY AT 9PM ON THE DOT AND SPRINKLE INTENSE ENJOYMENT UPON YOUR EYES WITH MY NOT INCONSIDERABLE BEAUTY.

FUCK THIS 'DAVID' CHARACTER! FUCK THIS 'GARETH' DOUCHE! AND DOUBLE FUCK THIS KEITH MURRAY LOSER!

I AM A SEXY VEGETARBLE.

Anonymous said...

I had no idea it was called "fight-pop" until I saw it in here. I will never be cool enough. (What the fuck is posi-core? Can't we just call it "people who shout over each other to some music"? Although that would include some lesser bands. Would you mind?)

CALUM YOU NEED TO STOP STRUCTURING YOUR SENTENCES LIKE THAT, I READ "SPRINKLE INTENSE ENJOYMENT UPON YOUR EYES" AND I GOT NO FURTHER BECAUSE I HAD SOME VERY UNBECOMING THOUGHTS :(

Answer me this, then: can you prepare a mean falafel? And isn't there vegan gelatin? There must be! My dreams will be shattered if there isn't.

Unknown said...

FALLSADDLES, I WANNA FALL ON YOUR SADDLES IF YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN.

I can indeed prepare a mean falafel, and I don't eat that much gelatin if I remember to NOT DO IT. I'm the FULL PACKAGE! VOTE FOR ME PLEASE. The glory would be incomprehensibly large.

Anonymous said...

Don't worry, Calum, the page lets you vote using different e-mails, and as I have over 9000 different e-mail accounts, I'll be sure you all get the votes you deserve.

AND NO, THIS ISN'T BECAUSE OF THAT PUN ON MY USERNAME. It's because of the incomprehensibly large glory.

fi said...

I VOTE CALUM. MY DOG NEEDS A WASH.

Unknown said...

FUCKING YES! Also, FALLSADDLES MY DARLING, I get the "over 9000" you so coyly slipped in there. I bet you're chargan your lazers, right? RIGHT?!

HEY FI, THANK YOU. We're fighting the good fight, here. David's totally not right for the position of 'sexiest vegetable of the month', and I'm totally ready to shoulder that responsibility. FUCK IT! YAY!

eden said...

hairless goon?
calum has hair...
i voted calum.

Anonymous said...

this is just a saga now

Unknown said...

THANKS EDEN!!

If either David, Gareth or myself don't win this, I'm going straight to Greggs and buying a sausage roll.

Anonymous said...

NO CALUM DON'T DO IT! THINK OF YOUR HIPS!

Unknown said...

TODDLER HIPZ

fi said...

YOULL WIN
sausage rolls are gross

Stinky Man said...

Aye, he has hair on his head. DOY! You bunch of teenage whoopsies make me sick.

ACCEPT ME CALUM ACCEPT ME SINGER FROM THE BAND!! ACCEPT ME!! VALIDATE ME OH SINGER OH FRONTMAN!

(lol)

fi said...

oh david, you are just one big mega-lol. i'm seriously considering voting for you with a differnent email address just because your lol-factor is so high.

Anonymous said...

I am as much of a teenage whoopsie as you are, David. And let it be known that I voted for you. Twice! This is perhaps less than I have voted for Calum, but it's the thought that counts.

I think both of you should consider a wet T-shirt contest as a method of campaigning. It's very vegetarian-friendly and suitable for the season.

Stinky Man said...

If i don't win, im not writing a second album. Get it roond yeez. HAHAHA

Unknown said...

This won my vote.

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