MAE SHI

I LOVE THE MAE SHI AND I WANT TO TOUR WITH THEM

TOURING IS HARD

Nothing I write here can really go towards explaining this abomination. Apart from I'm sorry, please

BRATTISH NIGHTS

Brighton Pier is the place where dreams come true for boys and girls alike. Laura even went so far as to win 40p, then lose it! The pitfalls of gambling sure made themselves known that day! Oh, ho ho!

Today I constructed more of the forthcoming NHG album. For those who have little or no idea what in the dribble I'm dribbling, NHG is one of our many, vast, circling, wide, brutal side-projects; in this case, myself, David and James. It's pure "smellin' rocko" and Dweezil Zappa bluesmania for ultimate kids time.

OTHER THAN THAT okay guys! Leave comments and stuff, okay guys!

Martimes

Check the nick of this lovely, lovely git. This is Martin and i thought i'd use some blogtimes to tell you all about how he is well ace and drives us around in a van and also helps out with some inter-band related band junk, sound guff, loud monitors, stopping us from crying and generally being a thoroughly smashing twat. Also, Martin can drive across the UK really dead fast and doesn't afraid of anything. He sleeps like a chicken fried pigeon and can simply load up a van like it was his dad and he really loved his dad. That's how good our Martin is.

Here we find our Martin on Brighton pier simply laughing it up Big Willy-Style. Ah, good days. If you ever see Martin, why don't you buy him a drink and some pizza already?