THE DANANANANAYKROYD BOOK OF POSSIBLE DOOM

Part 1 in a series of 239

FIRST ENTRY:

TILBURG 18/09/09

DEATH AVOIDED!

Gaahl, formerly of really ugly pervert band GORGOROTH was staying at our hotel.
I'm pretty sure he wanted to kill or rape us (or both) but we escaped unharmed.

GIRUY, GAAHL!